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Saturday, December 3, 2011

whoa...

so... i got a memory card for my phone years ago and apparently i have never emptied it. as of this exact moment in time i have a whopping 942 pictures on my phone. perhaps i should have waited till i got to an even thousand before i did this, but whatevs. here are my favorite pictures from over the years...



Monday, June 6, 2011

what a day...

we had the elders over for dinner tonight. austin grilled hamburgers.... they were yummy. but look at what he did to his...


haha... grandpa only took half a bun, so austin took it upon himself to not let the other half go to waste. what a goober he is. lol...

afterwards... he and i were supposed to do the dishes. instead we went outside and dipped out toes in the pool. we got new rafts from costco today, they are wicked sweet. i wanted to see if they were tall enough that i wouldn't get wet... so... i tried it (still in regular clothes)... needless to say, it didn't work. but! they are going to be wicked awesome tanning rafts.

i'm stoked.

we've been trying to get chowder used to the pool and the rafts (he barks every time they are floating in the pool... it's funny). so he floated with us today. chowder makes me smile.

Monday, May 30, 2011

bleh...

so. today is memorial day, right? it's a holiday. you're supposed to sleep in... so that's what i was working on when i hear a rather loud, "OHH, OHH! OHHH!!!" i get up to see what happened and mom and adrian told me that there was some blood by the door and they think it was from chowder. so i start looking and there was indeed two drops of blood and something yucky stuck in the door. 

here's what i saw from the outside looking in....




bahahaha! mason and zac were over for dinner and games last night... we are thinking that one of them squished the poor frog on their way out. haha... it's so freaking nasty, but pretty freaking funny. 

happy memorial day. 

ps... stay tuned. more pictures are sure to come :)

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

my hero...

i have a new hero today. his name is zac baker. 

so let me tell you a quick story about how this hero of mine became heroic.

once upon a time, my dad & little brother went to rincon rendezvous [a week-long scout camp out]. well, my dad, as everyone is well aware, absolutely hates packrats. like... h.a.t.e.s them. hardcore. every now & then he'll even cuss at them... it's pretty funny actually. so my dad left a few rat traps around the house and his shop and stuff [some are live, some are not]... and he left a lot of rat poison out too. my mom came home from a trip to see a good friend of ours in casa grande and walked in with a ten dollar bill in her hand... she asked me & kels if we wanted ten bucks... kelsey said, "i'm not killing any more animals" [click here if you don't know what i'm talking about... hehe...] and mom said, "don't worry... you don't have to kill anything, it's already dead." at that moment we understood what had happened... a packrat had been caught and needed extracting. i wasn't about to "extract" anything... i told her i'd bury it [trap & all]... she didn't think the dad would go for that idea. and then we thought that maybe we could throw it away [trap & all], but our trash doesn't come till fridays now... so that was a definite no-go. instead we brainstormed about who we could call to get this thing out... our only option was zac. and thank goodness he was home... he came right over and disposed of this nasty dead animal.

bless his heart.

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caution: due to the graphic nature of this pictures, viewer discretion is advised [rachel].

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

kelsey the killer...

so grandpa, kelsey, mom & i were eating lunch just a bit ago when we saw a cute little ground squirrel walking around our back porch. we all laughed at it, then it scampered off. a few minutes later kelsey said something along the lines of "oh my gosh! the ground squirrel just jumped in the pool!" for those of you who don't know- or don't recall- what roundtail ground squirrels are, here's a picture...


they are fairly cute little boogers, but we have some in our backyard that are quite the nuisance. they have been burrowing under the cool-decking and there is a pretty good possibiliy that they are causing some serious damage.

so... back to the story. "oh my gosh! the ground squirrel just jumped in the pool!" the rest of us start to watch it... and it was a very sad thing to watch. so i jump up to go skim it out of the pool and rescue the poor thing when mom says "wait! call your dad! i think he wants the ones in the backyard dead." so i obediently call my dad and he said, "i know it's sad, but they're causing problems." so alas... i sit back down at the table and we all continue to be fixated on this small, helpless rodent swimming frantically for its life. i felt like such a bad person... just watching its little head bob in the water... with its little feet just kicking and kicking... trying so hard to survive. mom said that she would give someone five dollars to go drown it. kelsey immediately said, "gimme ten, and i'll do it." so that's what happened. kelsey went out there and held the little squirrel under water, but this little thing was a fighter... it started hanging on to the skimmer... and then climbing up the pole. kelsey freaked out, started shaking it... and thinks she hit it in the head, because immediately after it sunk to the bottom and some sort of liquid came out of its body. my mom wanted her to hold it under for ten minutes to make sure it was good and dead... but kelsey chucked it over the back wall and into the alley. then [per the mother's request] threw a brick on it... or by it, we dont really know. kelsey ran away. and apparently so did the ground squirrel. mom went out there to look at its rotting corpse, but it was no where to be found. so we think that kelsey just knocked it out... and then the quarter piece of a brick probably didn't even hit it. that poor little creature had a really rough day. and i'm fairly certain its going to scratch out kelsey's eyes in the middle of the night.

so i guess kelsey isn't really a killer... shes just an almost killer. haha...


this is when the little ground squirrel starting holding on the net.
you can kinda see it in the shadow...

ps. she wanted everyone to know that she felt bad too during this whole affair.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

a busy, busy day!

so we woke up early to start cleaning for nicole's birthday party tonight... and look at what austin found...


yeah. a dead bird on your doorstep cant be a good sign... right? haha... oh goodness.

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they lagoon men came today to finish up! i'll just let the pictures speak for themselves.... basically because im trying to watch return to me and i want to type as little as possible. haha...


pretty freaking amazing, eh? i CANNOT wait to see it all finished!! :)

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alright... and finally! today was nicoles 23rd birthday! what an old fart she is... haha. just kidding. i sure do love her! we had a little fiesta for her and opened presents, ate cake & ice cream, and played games! i hope she had a happy birthday! :)

nicole & mason

zac & nicole

roberta, nicole & kelsey

nicole & mike

me nicole & kels

our little group! 

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sigh. now the day is over and i can get back to return to me. 
adios. and happy cinco de mayo! :)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

whoa...

so i was going to do something in my tittle about that nursery rhyme "mary mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row." so i googled it just to double check that i had it right... and this was the first link that popped up [click here]. go look at it. or dont. its gross. and i had no idea! sheesh. 

anyway. here goes my newest garden post! :)

all of my plants [except my poor cucumbers] are doing really well! my zucchini are just about the cutest things ever! i have about a dozen or so zucchini plants. according to my dad, all you really need is 1 [maybe, maybe 2] zucchini plants to have more zucchini than you even know what to do with. so either i have to throw the extra away, or give them away... i would much rather give them away so somebody else can have delicious zucchini this summer! [so if you want a zucchini plant, lemme know! :) haha...] 

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zucchini...

pumpkin...

beans...

yucca...
jojoba...

sunflowers [and strawberries in the background]...

Monday, January 25, 2010

what the yoke?!


so... adrian dustin & hayley came over this morning to hang out after hayley's 12 month check-up. she and adrian both took naps while the boys played mario karts... it was a random- but very welcome- visit! anyway... so i was making hayley an egg for lunch and i crack one open... lo and behold 2 egg yokes popped out of one shell! needless to say, i laughed. how often does this happen?! for serious! today is going to be a good day! haha....

:)


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

{im awful sorry}

so... i sure am sorry i havent blogged in a really long time! we went on a family vacation to colorado [which... by the way was a-freaking-mazing! totally fun! :) ].... i had a birthday, mom had a birthday... today actually! so a happy happy birthday to my dear mama! i love you!! ...and all sorts of fun has happened, but i have yet to get any of those pictures on my computer, so please be patient with me!

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today me and kelsey went to kohls to get mom some birthday presents... and we ended up finding a few extra things!

this is my new "message center" that i will be moving over to the apartment [once i get a job and can move out... haha] anyway... its a little bigger than 2 feet by 2 feet... i think im in love with it. lol! but the best part is the price! it was originally $69.99.... but i found it at 80% off... so it was $13.99 plus my mom had a 30% off coupon- so it was seriously less than 10 dollars. holy amazing right?! hahaha.... i was impressed! :)



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okay... so basically this next picture just makes me laugh. i have no idea who okay-ed this fabric for bras... but what in the world were they thinking?! really? ...really!? oh man. hahahaha....

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

{happy fourth... a little late}

as is tradition on the 4th of july our family swims all day then has a fun little barbeque that night. this year we had some friends come over. ashley [our cousin] has been in town this weekend, devin and nicole were there, and then that night the townsends came over [as well as adrian and dustin and hayley]. there was a-mazing bacon cheeseburgers, delicious patriotic little cheesecakes for dessert, a diving contest and sparklers. sorry we didnt take more pictures.... but here is what we did get...

me kelsey ashley austin devin and zac with our sparklers
[nicole was the picture taker]


flying our flag


our cute cheesecakes!


...GOD BLESS AMERICA...


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oh and real quick... [this isnt fourth of july-sy, bear with me]

this morning i went out to water the plants out back and something in the pool caught my eye. this is what it was...


poor little [well, not so little... this thing was huge... like 10 inches long... bigger than the gila monster... no joke] lizzard. he has some pretty coloring- but still, ive never liked finding dead things in the pool...

Saturday, February 28, 2009

the midas touch...

okay maybe not really... anyway...

i was finishing up my painting [i painted the sides gold...] and apparently over estimated the amount of paint i would need. so... i used the leftover and painted my hand gold... haha... it looked pretty cool. maybe i should go be productive now.... pah. it probably wont happen... hahaha.... anyway. we all know that we only look at blogs for pictures... so here ya go!

:)



Wednesday, December 3, 2008

number twenty two...

so i should be doing my homework... but im not. instead im working on goal number 22... im teaching myself to be ambidextrous. and i feel like im in 1st grade again. lol...

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

it was a sign....


so... danielle is a member of this gym... and i have decided that it is time that i get in shape... so i have now joined too!! its this really cool gym called "golds gym" and im really liking it... i have been a member for three days... there is this really cool room called the "cardio cinema" and its this dark room with treadmills and ellipticals and stair-steppers and a huge movie screen! so you can go and work out and watch a movie...and before you know it youve been working out through a whole entire movie! its brilliant! whoever thought of that was a genius. oh and apparently its a really good thing that we did sign up for the gym... because we broke a cement step just walking down yesterday! for serious! haha... we were going to the gym actually, and we stepped down the stairs and half of one of the steps quite literally crumbled beneath our feet! ...i guess it was definitely a sign that we need to be working out more! i think i might have screamed... it was really funny! haha.... but seriously! how random is that?! oh... and dont worry... we weren't hurt... :)

*the now broken step.


*the crumbled pieces on the ground beneath.